Gidan Uncle 79

Wani mugun kallo ta watsa masa baidamu da kallon da takeyi masa ba ya fara cire kayansa ya nufota ta matsa gefe da sauri yayi saurin riqota ta fara qoqarin qwacewa ya cillata gadon ya bita ya danne da dukkanin qarfinsa ta fashe da kuka tace “nashiga ukuna Hameed kada kayimin haka wlh banaso banaso ka qyaleni…” bakinsa ya dora saman nata ya hadesu yana zuqo yawun bakinta yana hadiyewa yana lumshe idonsa ya dora hanunsa a qirjinta ya keta rigar baccin jikinta ya kama nononta da qarfi yana murzawa tanajin zafi sosai ya cire bakinsa daga bakinta ya dora a nononta da suka cika tab da ruwa saboda rashin shan twins daga jiya zuwa yau ya fara tsotsa yana zuqo ruwan sosai yana hadiyewa yana wani irin nishi me shiga jiki tureshi takeyi amma yaqi sakinta.

Tsotsar breast milk din yake yana wani lumshe idonsa ya hadiyewa saida yaji ruwan wanda ke bakinsa yayi sauqi sannan ya sake kama dayan yasa a bakinsa ya zuqeshi tass yana sauke numfashi ya fara tura hanunsa a qasanta yana juyawa yana sokawa yana nishi yana qara kurdawa tsayar da kukan tayi saboda Allah ya sani itadai tsoron burar Hameed takeyi tafi qarfinta girmanta firgitata yakeyi amma dole ta dake idan ya gane rauninta rainata zaiyi luf tayi kamar me bacci ta qyaleshi shi kadai yana budurinsa.

Ya buda qafarta yasa bakinsa a gurin yana tsotsa tana karba tanaji a jikinta amma taqi nuna masa tanaji ya tsuke bakinsa ya wani zuqo gurin da qarfi ta saki wani nishi yayi murmushi ya dago yace “to ya kikaji salon?” Lumshe idonta jikinta yana wata irin rawa ya kwanta ya juya mata baya yace “kiyi bacci kawai saida safe” da sauri ta miqe ta dora kanta a jikinsa tace “don Allah bloody” dagowa yayi ya zuba idonsa cikin nata yace “Allah me?” Kuka ta saka masa tace “kak…ka tayarmin da hankali jikina rawa yake bazan iya bacci ba” mirginawa yayi yace “ok kin bani dama nayi kenan?” Daga masa kai tayi yayi dariya sosai yace “ok bari na dan sosa miki kadan” yana fadin haka ya fara sarrafata suka fara luguiguice junansu Hameed dan duniya ne na gasken gaske duk yanda yasan zai sarrafa Umaimah tasan tana tare dashi saida yayi kafin ya shigeta da yazo shigarta riqeshi tayi tana cije lebe saboda sosai yake turawa idonsa akanta yana kallonta kawai sai hawaye ya zubo masa lkcn daya samu ya shiga yana aunowa wai shima Sulaiman haka ta sakar masa jiki sukayi komai.

Share hawayensa yayi badon son Umaimah daya rufe masa ido ba da ya hqr da ita har abada amma bazai iyaba haka ya rinqa caccakarta yana nishi yanayi mata kuka biyu na farin ciki dana baqin ciki yana fadin “Allah ya isana Umaimah bazan taba yafewa duk wanda ya rabani dake ba har wani yasamu nasarar shan ruwa a lambuna wayyohhhh dadi matata dadinki zai kasheni wayyohhhh Umaimah rayuwata dole sai dake…” wannan dare sambatu kam Umaimah tashashi amma abinda ya bata mamaki duk da surutan da yakeyi a nutse yake aiwatar da komai yanda takejin kamar ma ta fishi jin dadi bata tabajin dadin sex da Hameed ba sai yau shima dadin da yakeji yau dabanne baitaba sanin haka dadin sex yake ba sai yau ashe da duk haukansa yakeyi ba dadi yakeji ba wuya yakesha.

Amma fah duk da nutsuwar da yayi hali nanan saida yayi mata ci uku kyawawa a daren saidai baya haukan dadewar nan da yakeyi yayi dadewar duniya 1 hour sannan ya dagata cak yakaita suyi tsarki da ruwan dumi su dawo su huta ya sake komawa.
Ranar baccinsu ragaggene sai uku da rabi ya qyaleta ta kwanta yana maqale da ita da asuba ta rigasa tashi taje tayi wanka ta dawo ta tasheshi mamaki ya cikashi wato da da gaske cutar da Umaimah yakeyi kenan da gaske a baya yafi qarfinta yanzun shine ya zama daidai da ita gashi har ta iya tashi da qarfinta tayi wanka.

Shima wankan yayi yazo sukayi sallah ta koma ta kwanta shikuma ya dauki qur’ani ya fara karatu ya qyaleta tayi baccinta sosai bayan ya gama kitchen ya shiga ya fara hada musu breakfast saida ya gama tsaf sannan ya gyara parlourn da kitchen din ya koma saman ya haye jikinta ya fara bata wuta a qoqarinsa na tashinta,
Ta wannan fannin ita kanta tana jinjinawa Hameed indai yasan ya wahalar da ita to kamai ma na gdan shine zaiyi hakanan ya qara tsotseta tsaf harda yin wata gyatsa yasha nono ya qoshi batayi yunqurin hanashi ba saboda data fadawa Saudat Alfah yanasha mata ruwan nono ce mata tayi ta qyaleshi yayita sha wlh bai Isa ya juya mata baya ba kuma babu macen da zaiji dadi kamarta hakanne yasa ta qyaleshi amma shima fah ya qaro iskanci don tunda ya fara sex da ita a daren sau daya yayi release a cikin gindinta sauran duk a bakinta yakeyi saiya bata ta shanye tsaf saboda yace Mata ai bashi kadai ya kamata yakeshan fresh milk din ba itama saiya rinqa bata wacce take fita a jikinsa.

Haka rayuwar taci gaba da tafiya duk yanda Umaimah taso fansa akan Hameed yaqi bata dama har ya gama yi mata shirye²n tfy California suka daga nan ne taga jarabar Hameed wadda ta canza salo yanzu saiya kwana biyu bai shigeta ba amma kullum cikin tsotse² yake da lashe² a cikin wata biyun da tayi a California tare dashi wata irin qauna yake nuna mata mara misali Hameed soyayyarsa dabance baya iya boye so a gaban kowa sosai ta lura yanajin twins a jikinsa don ko shopping suka fita kafin ya siyawa Maliha da Shuraif abu daya sai yasai uku idan ta tambayeshi na waye sai tace na twins ne da qanin twins tunda ya fara fada mata haka ta fara tsorata don tasan da wuya idan ba ciki ya dirka Mata ba ilai kuwa hakane tunda tazo California so daya tayi period gashi har suna wata na uku murna a gurin Hameed baa cewa komai ji yake kamar ya hadiye Umaimah lamarinsa har dariya yake bata idan sukazo kwanciya idan yanajin feeling sai yace Mata “inyi kadan bloody?” takanyi dariya tace “kayi da yawa ma ba kadan ba shima saidai yayi dariyar a cikin watansu na hudu ne ta matsa masa su taho semester tayi nisa.

Haka suka dawo 9ja tun ranar da suka dawo da dare yaje ya debo twins da kayansu gabadaya amma fir Hajiya ta hana Maliha da Shuraif tacd itama tanason abokan hira.
Ba qaramar murna Umaimah tayi ba ta rungumeshi tanayi masa gdy yayi murmushi ya shafa kanta yace “inajin twins fiye da yanda nakejin Shuraif da Maliha bloody badon komai ba saidon sudin amanata ne Umaimah duk da ni abokin dabin mahaifinsu ne amma hakan bai hanashi yabona da bani amanar yayansa ba wannan kadai ya isa yasani kobadon keba na riqesu matsayin yayana na cikina”

Soyayya shaquwa itace takejan ragamar wannan ahli na Hameed Adam Hameed Shuwa yasan duk ta inda yabi ya mantar da Umaimah Sulaiman saidai addu’a kawai tsakaninsu watannin cikinta takwass sukayi graduation sukayi hutu a lkcn ne Allah cikin ikonsa ta sake haifo yayanta biyu dukka maza amma saida akayi mata C.X wai aikuwa zo kuga hauka gurin gogan naku kamar zaiyiwa Umaimah sujjada saboda farin ciki ranar suna yara sukaci sunan kakansu da kakan iyayensu Adam da Abdulhameed suna kiransu Yassar da Ya’eesh.

Babu irin magiyar da bata yiwa Hameed ba akan yabari ta samu tazara sosai Yaya biyu sau biyu aita zazzagu amma yaqi yace saidai su rinqa azalu hakanan ta hqr sukeyi amma fah dan qaniyar bai yarda ya zubar da sparm dinsa a waje ba saidai ya bata ta shanye data gaji tace ita ta daina sha shima yace ya daina planning din haka kowa ya hqr sai rigima har gaban Hajiya daqyar aka shawo kansa akan zaayi mata nasu na gargajiya sannan ya yarda Hajiya da kanta ta shirya taje Maiduguri ta hado Mata maganin tsaida haihuwar na gargajiya donta samu ta huta.

Amma fah lamarin Hameed yana bata tsoro tunda ta yaye su Nawwas ruwan nononta bai daina zuba ba gashi suma su Ya’eesh din tare sukesha da ubansu tayi fadan tayi boren har qararsa takai wajen Hajiya amma kai tsaye yace shi wlh ya riga ya saba duk abincin da zaici idan baisha nononta ba baya qoshi kunya kamar ta kashe Hajiya da Daddy hakanan aka babbata hqr shikuma aka fada masa yabar yaran su qara girma kamar yaji amma suna komawa gda yaci gaba daga inda ya tsaya qarshe ma order madara yayi musu wadda zaake basu hakan ta hqr ta shayar da yaya ta shayar da ubansu sauqinta daya jarabarsa ta ragu yanzu barshi dai da wasanni wannan kam duk dare sai anyi koda yake shi babu ruwansa da dare ko rana saidai idan baiji yana feeling ba musamman daya debesu suka koma California yasa Nawwas da Nawwarah makaranta sukuma qananun ya dauko musu me raino daga 9ja.

Duk wani abu da mace ke samu a gurin miji Umaimah ta sameshi harma da qari saboda Hameed ya sakar Mata ragamar komai na dukiyarsa tayi duk yanda takeso dashi ya bude mata babban shopping Mall a Maiduguri da Kano ya kaita hajji tayi umara sannan ya cika Mata burinta na zuwa Istanbul.
Lkcn da suka dawo daga Istanbul ne take samun lbrn mutuwar Salma wai ta gudo daga gdan mahaukata babbar mota tabi ta kanta ta niqeta kuma me motar ya gudu sosai jikin Umaimah yayi sanyi tayi mata fatan samun rahamar ubangiji ita kuwa Sadiya duk da yanda takeson shiga jikin Umaimah fir Hameed yaqi yace shi yanzu bazai qara yarda da mutum ba musamman mace yace mutum mugune.

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